I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America
and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation, under God,
indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
I pledge allegiance to the Family and to the Tyranny
for which it inculcates, one dementia, under myriad
dysfunction, divisible, with enslavement and cruelty for all.
I pledge allegiance to the Light and to the Joy for which
it illuminates, one person, under compassionate understanding,
realizing, with sexual energy and a sense of humor for all.